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I see we have general jokes, 18+ jokes and sex jokes here, but I noticed we don’t yet have a section for Dark Humor.

I know it’s not for everyone so thought it made sense for it to have it’s own section to keep it in it’s own place and away from other joke sections.-----------------
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Feel free to start posting in the thread with your jokes by the way
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I’ll start us off.

A man and woman are on a date.

Man: I work with animals.

Woman: That’s so sweet. I love a man who looks after animals. Where do you work?

Man: I’m a Butcher.

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I have a fish that can breakdance.

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once

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I wasnt close to my father when he died.

Which was lucky, because he stepped on a landmine.

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I got a couple too
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

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Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline.
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[. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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my grief counsellor died.

He was so good, I dont even care.

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I have a step ladder, because my real ladder left when I was 5.
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I once gave a mute man a microphone and told him to sing.
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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
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मालिक ने नौकर से कहा, ” मैं बाजार जा रहा हूं तुम दुकान का ध्यान रखना, अगर कोई आर्डर दे तो उसे अच्छे से पूरा करना.”

कुछ देर के बाद मालिक आया तो उसने नौकर से पूछा, “कोई आर्डर आया?”

नौकर ने कहा, “जी हां, आया था, उसने आर्डर दिया कि दोनों हाथ ऊपर करके कोने में खड़े हो जाओ.

मैंने ऑर्डर मान लिया और वह पैसे की तिजोरी उठाकर चला गया.
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Son: how do stars die ?
Dad: an overdose usually.
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Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids?

It never gets old.
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#18
dont fall over ditch otherwise suffer
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Insane!
Noice
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Hilarious..
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#21
That's Funny .... Keep going
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#22
lol insane
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I made a Website for Orphans, But its has no homepage
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image

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What do you call Intelligent people in US
: Tourists

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Why Do Chinese people like Among Us:
: Its the only place they can vote

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What My Girlfriend Thought on the First Four Dates
1) Good shirt.
2) Nice. A second good shirt.
3) OK, the first shirt again.
4) He has two shirts.
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#29
It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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A journalist goes to Russia for a documentary. In a little village he saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village.

The old man smiled and began:"One day, a long time ago, my goat got lost in the mountains. As is our tradition, all the men of the village gathered to drink vodka first and then looked for the goat. When we finally found her, as is our tradition, we all drank some more vodka and all the men in the village each got their turn to mate with the goat. We had so much fun that day!"

The journalist realized that he couldn't publish such a story so he asked the old man if he had another happy story.

The old man smiled again and started all over again: "Once, my neighbor’s wife got lost in the mountains. As per our tradition, all of the village's men gathered to drink vodka and then went to look for her. As is our tradition, when we finally found her, all the men in the village got their turn to mate with the neighbor’s wife. We had great fun that day!"

The journalist couldn't publish that story either and therefore asked: "Don't you have a story that is less happy; something... umm ... sadder?"

The old man's smile faded. His eyes welled up..... In a sad, soft voice he began: "One day I got lost in the mountains.....
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