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Dark Humor Jokes |
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Person1234 PM [3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#1 I see we have general jokes, 18+ jokes and sex jokes here, but I noticed we don’t yet have a section for Dark Humor. I know it’s not for everyone so thought it made sense for it to have it’s own section to keep it in it’s own place and away from other joke sections.----------------- 1 ❤: Rome19, |
Person1234 [PM 3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#2 Feel free to start posting in the thread with your jokes by the way |
Person1234 [PM 3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#3 I’ll start us off. A man and woman are on a date. Man: I work with animals. Woman: That’s so sweet. I love a man who looks after animals. Where do you work? Man: I’m a Butcher. --------- Post edited by - Person1234 --------- Post edited by - Person1234 --------- Post edited by - Person1234 --------- Post edited by - Person1234 |
Person1234 [PM 3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#4 I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for 20 seconds though, and only once --------- Post edited by - Person1234 |
Person1234 [PM 3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#5 I wasnt close to my father when he died. Which was lucky, because he stepped on a landmine. --------- Post edited by - Person1234 |
Blkboi [PM 2123] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#6 I got a couple too It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive. --------- Post edited by - Blkboi |
Blkboi [PM 2123] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#7 Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life |
Blkboi [PM 2123] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#8 They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline. |
Blkboi [PM 2123] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#9 [. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear. |
Blkboi [PM 2123] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#10 What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage. |
Person1234 [PM 3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#11 my grief counsellor died. He was so good, I dont even care. |
Person1234 [PM 3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#12 I have a step ladder, because my real ladder left when I was 5. |
gabunisan [PM 3811] Rank : Newbie Status : Member |
#13 I once gave a mute man a microphone and told him to sing. |
abhay210 [PM 1864] Rank : Junkie Status : Member |
#14 When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates. |
SXZION [PM 1262] Rank : Newbie Status : Member |
#15 मालिक ने नौकर से कहा, ” मैं बाजार जा रहा हूं तुम दुकान का ध्यान रखना, अगर कोई आर्डर दे तो उसे अच्छे से पूरा करना.” कुछ देर के बाद मालिक आया तो उसने नौकर से पूछा, “कोई आर्डर आया?” नौकर ने कहा, “जी हां, आया था, उसने आर्डर दिया कि दोनों हाथ ऊपर करके कोने में खड़े हो जाओ. मैंने ऑर्डर मान लिया और वह पैसे की तिजोरी उठाकर चला गया. |
sneakyghost [PM 5687] Rank : V.I.P Status : VIP |
#16 Son: how do stars die ? Dad: an overdose usually. |
FullScopeJedi [PM 5977] Rank : Newbie Status : Member |
#17 Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old. |
fusionhost [PM 6279] Rank : Newbie Status : Member |
#18 dont fall over ditch otherwise suffer |
Jhslloo2 [PM 6345] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#19 Insane! Noice |
REDHEAT [PM 2005] Rank : Newbie Status : Member |
#20 Hilarious.. |
Kiranxhyd [PM 6330] Rank : Beginner Status : VIP |
#21 That's Funny .... Keep going |
mrfatty [PM 6953] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#22 lol insane |
aetherion11 [PM 7042] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#23 ?? |
aetherion11 [PM 7042] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#24 I made a Website for Orphans, But its has no homepage |
aetherion11 [PM 7042] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#25 |
aetherion11 [PM 7042] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#26 What do you call Intelligent people in US : Tourists |
aetherion11 [PM 7042] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#27 Why Do Chinese people like Among Us: : Its the only place they can vote |
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