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I see we have general jokes, 18+ jokes and sex jokes here, but I noticed we don’t yet have a section for Dark Humor.
I know it’s not for everyone so thought it made sense for it to have it’s own section to keep it in it’s own place and away from other joke sections.-----------------
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Rome19,
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Feel free to start posting in the thread with your jokes by the way
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#3
I’ll start us off.
A man and woman are on a date.
Man: I work with animals.
Woman: That’s so sweet. I love a man who looks after animals. Where do you work?
Man: I’m a Butcher.
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#4
I have a fish that can breakdance.
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once
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#5
I wasnt close to my father when he died.
Which was lucky, because he stepped on a landmine.
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#6
I got a couple too
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
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#7
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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#8
They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline.
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#9
[. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
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#10
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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#11
my grief counsellor died.
He was so good, I dont even care.
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#12
I have a step ladder, because my real ladder left when I was 5.
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#13
I once gave a mute man a microphone and told him to sing.
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#14
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
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#15
मालिक ने नौकर से कहा, ” मैं बाजार जा रहा हूं तुम दुकान का ध्यान रखना, अगर कोई आर्डर दे तो उसे अच्छे से पूरा करना.”
कुछ देर के बाद मालिक आया तो उसने नौकर से पूछा, “कोई आर्डर आया?”
नौकर ने कहा, “जी हां, आया था, उसने आर्डर दिया कि दोनों हाथ ऊपर करके कोने में खड़े हो जाओ.
मैंने ऑर्डर मान लिया और वह पैसे की तिजोरी उठाकर चला गया.
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#16
Son: how do stars die ?
Dad: an overdose usually.
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#17
Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids?
It never gets old.
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#18
dont fall over ditch otherwise suffer
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#19
Insane!
Noice
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#20
Hilarious..
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#21
That's Funny .... Keep going
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#22
lol insane
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#23
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#24
I made a Website for Orphans, But its has no homepage
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#25
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#26
What do you call Intelligent people in US
: Tourists
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#27
Why Do Chinese people like Among Us:
: Its the only place they can vote