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innocent Hello Guys here I will be posting Husband and Wife Jokes. You can also contribute to this thread by sharing more and more funny jokes !! innocent-----------------
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Laughing at your own mistakes
can lengthen your life.
-Shakespeare

Laughing at your wife’s mistakes
can shorten your life.
– Shakespeare’s wife

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#3
Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha
Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont
Kese Jal Gaya.
Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao
Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi,
Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha,
Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya
Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea

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#4
Aik Aadmi Ny Apni Biwi K Pas
Snake Betha Dekha or Bola:
Das Ly! Das Ly!
Snake: Kiya Das Lon!
Main To Khud En Sy Zehar Easy
Load Krwany Aya Hn.

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#5
Suhaag raat ki pehli subah
Dulha ne Dulhan say pucha raat ko kaisa feel kiya
Dulhan ne muskaratay huway jawab diya app ne to
college ke dinoon ki yaad taza kerdi.
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#6
Dear future Husband,
I promise to be fiercely
loyal to you until the day I die.
Love, your future Wife.

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#7


Biwi: Mere Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Tumhein Begair Dekhy Shaadi Kr li.

Shohar: Or Meri Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Dekh Kr Bhi Inkar Nahi Keya.

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#8
a Khud Mere Shoar Ko Tarakki De
Daulat De
Bangla De
Mujhe Khuchh Nahi Chahiye..
Tu Sab Mere Shohar Ko De
.
.
.
.
Baki…
Unse Lena mera Kaam Hai,,

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#9
Husband & Wife 1 plate mein pani puri
kha rahe thy, 1 Dosare ki aankho me
aankhe dal k..

Wife(pyar sy): Aaise keya dekh rahe ho
Husband: Thora aaram sy kha mere baari
hi nahi aa rahe!!

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#10
Some women are sooo concerned
about their husband’s happiness.
that they hire detectives to find
out who is responsible for it.

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#11
Achi wife or churail aik
jesi hoti hain keyu k en
ki batein to sub krtein
hain, Lekin aj tak dekhi
kesi ny nahi.

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#12
Police:
Tum ny aik he shop me
3 din musalsal chori ki.

Chor:
Main ny sirf 1 din apni
biwi k leay suit chori
keya tha, Agly 2 din to
main color change kerny
gaya tha.

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#13
Meya Biwi mein jhagra hogya to Biwi ny apni Maa ko phone keya
Mera Un sy jhagra hogaya hai, Main 3,4 month k leay ap ki terf
arahe hon.
Maa Boli: Jhagra us kambakhat ny keya saza bhi usy hi milni chaheay
“To Ruk beti main ati hon 5,6 month k leay.”

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#14
Husband: Mere ami arahe hai kuch bana lo.
Wife ny Moo bana lea.
Kuch din bad biwi ki ami bhi agae.
Wife: Please ami k leay bahir sy kuch ly ao.
Husband: Bahir ja riksha ly aya. 😀

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#15
Money has different names!!
In school it’s called (fees)
In marriage it’s called (dowry)
In divorce (alimony)
Civil servant retires (pension)
Master to subordinates (wages)
To kidnappers (ransom)
illegally received in the name of service (bribe)

The question is “When husband gives it to his wife
what do we call it?”
Answer: _________
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#16
Wife: Angrily, I wish I was your Newspaper,
So I would be in your Hands in Morning and
all day.
Husband: I also wish that you were my Newspaper,
So everyday I could have new one.

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#17
BV:
Tum tou kehte thay k Shaadi k baad b mujhe bohat pyar karo ge
Sohar:
Tou Mujhe kya pata tha k tumhari shaadi mujh se hi h jaye gi..!!

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#18
Husband: Jab mai
Tumse larta hu tab
tum apna gussa kispe
nikalti ho ??
.
Wife: toilet saaf karke
.
Husband: Hahahaha
bewkoof aurat vo
kaise?
.
.
Wife: Toilet aapke
toothbrush se saaf
karti hu…

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#19
Kesi ny aik Shadi shuda Shakhs sy Phocha:
Ap Shadi sy pehle Keya krty thy?
Us ki ankhon mein ansu aagy or bola: Jo mera dil krta tha. 🙂

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#20
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!

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