:jumping7: Hello Guys here I will be posting Husband and Wife Jokes. You can also contribute to this thread by sharing more and more funny jokes !! :jumping7:
Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha
Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont
Kese Jal Gaya.
Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao
Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi,
Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha,
Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya
Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea
Suhaag raat ki pehli subah
Dulha ne Dulhan say pucha raat ko kaisa feel kiya
Dulhan ne muskaratay huway jawab diya app ne to
college ke dinoon ki yaad taza kerdi.
Meya Biwi mein jhagra hogya to Biwi ny apni Maa ko phone keya
Mera Un sy jhagra hogaya hai, Main 3,4 month k leay ap ki terf
arahe hon.
Maa Boli: Jhagra us kambakhat ny keya saza bhi usy hi milni chaheay
“To Ruk beti main ati hon 5,6 month k leay.”
Husband: Mere ami arahe hai kuch bana lo.
Wife ny Moo bana lea.
Kuch din bad biwi ki ami bhi agae.
Wife: Please ami k leay bahir sy kuch ly ao.
Husband: Bahir ja riksha ly aya. ?
Money has different names!!
In school it’s called (fees)
In marriage it’s called (dowry)
In divorce (alimony)
Civil servant retires (pension)
Master to subordinates (wages)
To kidnappers (ransom)
illegally received in the name of service (bribe)
The question is “When husband gives it to his wife
what do we call it?”
Answer: _________
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Wife: Angrily, I wish I was your Newspaper,
So I would be in your Hands in Morning and
all day.
Husband: I also wish that you were my Newspaper,
So everyday I could have new one.
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
