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#21 Ek-kiss key bad kya ata ha. . . . . . . . . Ek-kiss (21) key bad ba-iss (22) ata ha Dunya badal jaey gey magar tumharey soch nai….:p |
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#22 ‘Bacha Paida Hone Per Dost Ne Choosni Gift Ki Baap: Yaar Itna Chota Bacha Choosni Nahi Peeta Dost: Ye Us K Liye Nahi Tere Liye Hai . . . wellcome back pogo……’ |
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#23 Pyar K 2 Andaz Hoty Hain… 1=Pyar pana. 2=Pyar karna. Pyar pany k Liye Naseeb chahye. OR Pyar Karny K lye Jagha…. POgO PLZ |
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#24 ‘Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… |
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#25 3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai Mai apko kesa lagta hun….?? . Miss: so sweet . Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke ghar kab bheju……?? . Miss: wo q ?? . Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye… . Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O . Baccha . . . . . . . . . Tution padhane ke liye…, miss aap bhi na Qasam se TV dekh dekh k kharab ho gai hain… |
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#26 Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna gana khelna kodna uff bahar jana geelay pan ka dar…. Phr mjy mila bas 25 RS me MOBILE COVER ab barish k dino me b azadi se apna mobile hr wqt apne 7 rkh skti or enjoy kr skti hn:-) Lekin 1 dafa phr apki soch ko salam hy…..! |
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#27 ‘GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi BOY:Nhi agr tm chak mara to me kya kruga? GIRL:Tm Dosri kulfi Le Lena Maza Awami Kha Badami.’ |
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#28 ‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo. Jb Daalney Laga Me To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo. (OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)’ |
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#29 ‘Wo kon sa time hota hy jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy or orat chahti hy k wo karta rahy ‘SHOPING’ kaky tere soch ko salam hy’ |
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#30 ‘Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga Mainy libas apna utar dia Or tre Jism se lipat gya Yehi mera kam hy SANI-PLAST mra naam hy Teri Soch ko Salam hy.’ |
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#31 ‘*. .1 Larka or larki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo k dosre din hi un ka bacha hua khana kharab hogya. fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D’ |
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#32 ‘Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga? Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya. Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do. Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya. UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein “HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”’ |
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#33 You are here: DreamySMS >> Double Meaning SMS ‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo. ‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo. Jb Daalney Laga Me To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo. (OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)’ Wo kon sa time hota hy ‘Wo kon sa time hota hy jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy or orat chahti hy k wo karta rahy ‘SHOPING’ kaky tere soch ko salam hy’ ‘Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga ‘Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga Mainy libas apna utar dia Or tre Jism se lipat gya Yehi mera kam hy SANI-PLAST mra naam hy Teri Soch ko Salam hy.’ Larka or larki ki shadi hui ‘*. .1 Larka or larki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo k dosre din hi un ka bacha hua khana kharab hogya. fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D’ Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, ‘Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga? Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya. Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do. Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya. UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein “HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”’ ‘Raat k 1 bjay ‘Raat k 1 bjay 1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya usay bed pe litaya phr kamre ki lite buja di b.v k pas gaya or so gya Sorry ma gande msg nai bhejta.’ |
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#34 ‘Hi… Meri jaan, . . . . . Nikal rahi hai garmi se…:-) or log pata nahi kya kya smaj lety hain:-)’ |
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#35 ‘Agr Apko 22 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kr Salam Kry To Apko Uski Kia Cheez Nazar Ayegi? Uski Achi Tarbiyat bhai,, tri isi Soch ki wja se barish nhi ho rhi:-)’ |
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#36 ‘Question : Bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane nahi deti aur admi Subah 0 Sham dabana chahta hai ? ? Bolo, socho ! Ans : “Uska GALA” Teri is soch ki wja say hi mulk k halaat khraab hain.’ |
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#37 ‘Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay liya kuch bhi karun ge. Professor: acha. . . . . . . . . . . Idhar aao. Meray paas betho. . . . Our . . . . Books khol kar tayyari karo. |
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#38 ‘Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele pan ka khatra Phr mujy mila Bs rs 20 ka MOBILE COVER Ab barish mei apne pass rkh skti hou ‘ |
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#39 When a MANGO is Yellow It’s ready to SUCK. & When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for. . . . . . . NADRA I.D CARD! (Lekn tohadi soch nu slam)’ |
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#40 ‘Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it! Death freezes it! Artists create it! That’s SMILE Keep Smiling..’ |
Imjoybro [PM 2099] Rank : Newbie Status : Member |
#41 Give more English ones please ? |
Sourav112 [PM 2687] Rank : Newbie Status : Member |
#42 nice jokes thank you.... |
chriscrossy2k [PM 2251] Rank : Newbie Status : Member |
#43 The more you look, the less you see |
Testerguy [PM 2131] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#44 ok i have to admit - these are witty |
[PM 3084] Rank : Junkie Status : Member |
#45 ??1- दूध पीने से शरीर का विकास होता है.. तो बिल्ली आज भी वर्षों से ऐसी ही क्यों है.. ?? 2- walking करने से चर्बी कम होती है.. तो हाथी का वज़न कम कहाँ हुआ.. ?? 3- तैरने से शरीर स्लीम होता है.. तो व्हेल मछली पतली हो गई होती.. ?? 4- रोज़ जल्दी उठने से समृद्धि घर में आती.. तो पेपर बाँटने वाले BMW में घूमते.. ?? 5- आप भी ज्यादा चक्कर में मत पडो़, जैसे हो ठीक हो.. ?बाबा आरामदेव? |
[PM 3084] Rank : Junkie Status : Member |
#46 सुनील बहुत कमज़ोर था, उसकी माँ उसे डॉ के पास ले गयी . . . डॉक्टर ने चेकअप के बाद उसके दोनों हथेलियों पर प्लास्टर बांध दिया। . . . . अब दो हफ़्तों के बाद सुनील एकदम स्वस्थ और सेहतमंद है। ?????? |
[PM 3084] Rank : Junkie Status : Member |
#47 भोलापन तो देखिए ... एक आदमी की एक टांग की हड्डी टूट गयी, वो हॉस्पिटल गया तो देखा कि वहां एक आदमी की दोनों टांगें टूटी हुई हैं तो वो उसको देखकर बोला कि - आपकी दो पत्नियां हैं क्या?? ? |
[PM 3084] Rank : Junkie Status : Member |
#48 सेक्स च्या पहिले मुलगी मुलाला विचारते आपल्या बाळाच नाव काय ठेवायचं ? . . ५ कंडोम एकावर एक चढवून मुलगा म्हणतो ह्या नंतर हि झाला तर रजनीकांत ठेऊ ??? |
[PM 3084] Rank : Junkie Status : Member |
#49 ऑफिस में आई नई सेक्रेटरी ने अपने बॉस से एक दिन पूछा :- "सर, आपकी "बीवी" मुझे इतनी शक भरी नजरों से क्यों देखती हैं?? बॉस ने ठंडी सांस ली और कहा :- "क्योंकि तुमसे पहले वही मेरी सेक्रेटरी थी!!"? |
[PM 3084] Rank : Junkie Status : Member |
#50 Girl:Its 2 tight Boyont worry,Ill do it slowly, Galush it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING! |
Venom [PM 3176] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#51 उसने उतारी साडी, फिर आई पेटीकोट की बारी; ब्लाउज तो पहले ही दिया था उतार; ज्यादा उत्साहित ना हो मेरे यार, यह तो था कपडे सुखाने का तार। ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? |
Venom [PM 3176] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#52 Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH.. Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..!! . . . . . . . . . KHUSHI..!!! Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai, Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le.----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
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#53 Girl: Life is Great,Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu …. Boy: Pagli, tu sirf Haath me le, bada apne aap ho jaayega..----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
Venom [PM 3176] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#54 Patni: Nashta Karlo. Husband: Sex hi Mera nashta hai. (Aur pati sex karne lag jata hai) Dopahar ko Patni : Lunch Karlo. Husband: Sex hi Mera lunch hai, • (Aur pati sex karne lag Jata hai) (Raat k0 jab pati ghar aata hai toh Patni panty utaar kar heater ke aage baithi hoti hai) Husband: Ye kya hai Patni : Hawas ke pujari khana garam kar rahi hun.----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
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#55 लड़के ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड की आगे से ली फिर पीछे से ली खड़े करके ली लिया के ली पूरा दिन लड़के ने लड़की की क्या ली बताओ? उत्तर – फोटो (कुछ भी सोचते हो यार )----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
kuma_rraj1234 [PM 3758] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#56 |
john_honai [PM 2239] Rank : Junkie Status : Member |
#57 What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this crap. |
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