DoUbLe MeAnInG JoKeS
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Nov 26, 2020, 10:43 AM #2
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Teacher
Pen ko jumlay main istemaal kro
Studen
My Pen-is in your hand
ap bhe na kya samajh gaye wo prn
ke darmyan space dena bhool gaya tha
Nov 26, 2020, 10:43 AM #3
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Nov 26, 2020, 10:44 AM #4
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Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Sune Gaye Kuch Dialogs
Boy: “Please Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Nahi Ab Bus Karo”
Boy: “Please Thora Sa Aur Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Kab Se To Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bass Karo”
Boy: “Bus Thora Sa Aur Karunga, Tum Sahi Se Khol Kar Rakho”
Girl: “Jaldi Karo Koi Dekh Lega”
Boy: “Kuch Nahi Hota Bus 5 Minutes Aur”
Girl: “Bus Bohat Ho Gaya Abb Nahi Karne Doongi”
Boy: “Please Yaar, Thora Aur Karne Do
Warna Mein Exam Me Fail Ho Jaoonga“
Nov 26, 2020, 10:46 AM #5
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Fill In The Blanks:
1. “Boo_s ?”
2. “_ _ndom ?”
3. “F_ _ K ?”
4. “P_ N_s ?”
5. “Pu_s_ ?”
Answer:
1. “Books”
2. “Random”
3. “Fork”
4. “Pants”
5. “Pulse ”
“May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.”
1. “Boo_s ?”
2. “_ _ndom ?”
3. “F_ _ K ?”
4. “P_ N_s ?”
5. “Pu_s_ ?”
Answer:
1. “Books”
2. “Random”
3. “Fork”
4. “Pants”
5. “Pulse ”
“May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.”
Nov 26, 2020, 10:46 AM #6
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Boy: Andar Gaya
Girl: Ha! Gaya
Boy: Dukha Keya
Girl: Zara Bhi Nahi
Boy: Aur Ek Bar
Girl: Ab is Mein Dalo
Boy: Acha Laga
Girl: Ha Bohot
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Boy: OK Madam ka Sandal Pack Kro.
Girl: Ha! Gaya
Boy: Dukha Keya
Girl: Zara Bhi Nahi
Boy: Aur Ek Bar
Girl: Ab is Mein Dalo
Boy: Acha Laga
Girl: Ha Bohot
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Boy: OK Madam ka Sandal Pack Kro.
Nov 26, 2020, 10:46 AM #7
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18+
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Kitni speed se neechay ae ho
Gandy SMS main karta nahi
Ye btao NIC banwa lia k nahi ?
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Kitni speed se neechay ae ho
Gandy SMS main karta nahi
Ye btao NIC banwa lia k nahi ?
Nov 26, 2020, 10:47 AM #8
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iSi KoN Si WeBSiTe JeSay LaRKay
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LaRKiyaN ChupKay ChupKay OpEn KaR
K DehKTay !!!?
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Any GueSs !!?
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ExaM K ReSuLT SiTe
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LaRKiyaN ChupKay ChupKay OpEn KaR
K DehKTay !!!?
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Any GueSs !!?
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ExaM K ReSuLT SiTe
Nov 26, 2020, 10:47 AM #9
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Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se
Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
Socho ….. Nhi Malum???
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School Ki Ghanti”
Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.
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Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya
hota hai ???
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Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!
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Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Sahi hai, Kyun ki
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar. deti hai
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I m talking about Roti
Kamino Apni Soch badlo, Desh badlega…
Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
Socho ….. Nhi Malum???
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School Ki Ghanti”
Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.
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Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya
hota hai ???
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Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!
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Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Sahi hai, Kyun ki
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar. deti hai
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I m talking about Roti
Kamino Apni Soch badlo, Desh badlega…
Nov 26, 2020, 10:47 AM #10
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She – Tumhe ptaa aaj kyaa hua ?
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He – Nae kya hua ??
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She – Aaj humaarey area me
Ek black color ki Gaand aa gayi thi !!
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He – Haaye .. wtf ?
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She -Ooo sorry sorry
I mean saand aa gyaa tha !!
He –
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He – Nae kya hua ??
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She – Aaj humaarey area me
Ek black color ki Gaand aa gayi thi !!
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He – Haaye .. wtf ?
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She -Ooo sorry sorry
I mean saand aa gyaa tha !!
He –
Nov 26, 2020, 01:20 PM #11
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Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
OR
Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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“Shopping”
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KAKA teri Soch nhi badl
Skdi…
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
OR
Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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“Shopping”
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KAKA teri Soch nhi badl
Skdi…
Nov 26, 2020, 01:20 PM #12
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Ghar ke bahar ladka ladki se
romantic batien kerte hue:
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“Jaanu ab andar chalein?
Kab tak hum TEENO aaise hi
khade rahenge?”
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jisko samajh aaya LIKE
maaro…..baaki pogo dekho…
romantic batien kerte hue:
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“Jaanu ab andar chalein?
Kab tak hum TEENO aaise hi
khade rahenge?”
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jisko samajh aaya LIKE
maaro…..baaki pogo dekho…
Nov 26, 2020, 01:21 PM #13
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1 train me Katrina
without ticket travel kr
rhi
thi..
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Usne saree pehni thi..
T.T. Ne usse 100 rs fine
liye..
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Aiswarya ne jeans pehni
thi,
usse 75 rs fine liye..
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Karina ne skirt pehni thi,
usse 50 rs fine liye..
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Par Sunny Leone se kuch nai
liya..
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Why.. ??
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Q ki… Uske pas ticket
tha.
soch badlo desh badlega
Nov 26, 2020, 01:21 PM #14
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Saccha pyar wo nahi jisme dil tut jaye…
Saccha pyar wo hai jisme palang tut jaye..!!
Saccha pyar wo hai jisme palang tut jaye..!!
Nov 26, 2020, 01:22 PM #15
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Us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya,
us
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir
dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pant bhi nikal do phir
dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na SUIT CASE band……
us
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir
dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pant bhi nikal do phir
dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na SUIT CASE band……
Nov 26, 2020, 01:22 PM #16
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1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete Se Gusse Me Bola:
” Gadha, KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
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Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:”
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AAP Bhi Khaiye Na….
” Gadha, KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
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Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:”
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AAP Bhi Khaiye Na….
Nov 26, 2020, 01:22 PM #17
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Boy& Girl Along in a Car..!
Girl:
Aaj Main Tumhen Wo jagah Dikhaoon
gi Jahan Sy Mera Doodh Aata Ha.!
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Boy Gets Excited
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Girl:
Wo dakho”HAJI”MilK SHOP”:-D
ALLAh Waalyo!
Kehrry Paasy turR Paey O??”
Girl:
Aaj Main Tumhen Wo jagah Dikhaoon
gi Jahan Sy Mera Doodh Aata Ha.!
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Boy Gets Excited
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Girl:
Wo dakho”HAJI”MilK SHOP”:-D
ALLAh Waalyo!
Kehrry Paasy turR Paey O??”
Nov 26, 2020, 01:23 PM #18
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Muje to Express News Wali larki se
dar lagta hai. .
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“Faraz”
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Kehti Hai:
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“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain, Wo Hum
Dikhatay Hen..!
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Touba,Touba..!
dar lagta hai. .
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“Faraz”
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Kehti Hai:
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“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain, Wo Hum
Dikhatay Hen..!
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Touba,Touba..!
Nov 26, 2020, 01:24 PM #19
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Bor ho rhy O,
chlo utho
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Zip kholo
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kholo na
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Andar hath dalo
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Sharmao nai
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Dalo
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dalo na
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ab Bag se Book nikalo
OR prho NALAIQO.
Kabi acha B Soch liya
kro.
Hans mt agy send KR…
Nov 26, 2020, 01:24 PM #20
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‘A woman realising AFTER a Long Long
search on Google that
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Phillip’s 21 inch was actually a TV ?
samjhdar send kare,
jinko nahi samjha vo POGO dekhe
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