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A successful Manager died and went to Heaven.

God : “Now you will spend a day each in Hell and Heaven and then you can choose where you want to stay".

So the Manager entered a elevator and went down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself in a beautiful golf course and country club with all her friends well dressed in evening gowns. She met the Devil who was really a nice guy and before she knew it, it was time to leave.

“Now it’s time to spend a day in heaven,” God said.

So she spent the next 24 hours around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. But it was not as much fun.

God : “So, you’ve spent a day in hell and in heaven. Now you must choose”.

The woman replied, “Well, I never thought I’d say this, but I think I had a better time in Hell.”

So again she went down back to Hell.

When the doors opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage. She saw her friends dressed in rags and picking up the garbage.

The Devil came up to her.

Woman : “I don’t understand. Yesterday I was here and I had such a great time. Now all I see is garbage and my friends look miserable.”

The Devil smiled and said: “Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you’re an employee"-----------------
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Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
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truth of every job and employer
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the bitter truth about work and job
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it is true but unfortunately everyone need to do that
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Actual hiring process of IT companies
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This is always the way it is. I like the metaphor of this story
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you shoukd try watching The Office, its a ont of corporate fun
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ha ha ha ..it's true
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A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.

The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?” The man says “I’m probably too honest.” The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.” The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”
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trueee
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When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.
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I told my female colleague that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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True it is
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