Corporate Life

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A successful Manager died and went to Heaven.

God : “Now you will spend a day each in Hell and Heaven and then you can choose where you want to stay".

So the Manager entered a elevator and went down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself in a beautiful golf course and country club with all her friends well dressed in evening gowns. She met the Devil who was really a nice guy and before she knew it, it was time to leave.

“Now it’s time to spend a day in heaven,” God said.

So she spent the next 24 hours around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. But it was not as much fun.

God : “So, you’ve spent a day in hell and in heaven. Now you must choose”.

The woman replied, “Well, I never thought I’d say this, but I think I had a better time in Hell.”

So again she went down back to Hell.

When the doors opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage. She saw her friends dressed in rags and picking up the garbage.

The Devil came up to her.

Woman : “I don’t understand. Yesterday I was here and I had such a great time. Now all I see is garbage and my friends look miserable.”

The Devil smiled and said: “Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you’re an employee"-----------------
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