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DoUbLe MeAnInG JoKeS Hello Guys here I will be posting DoUbLe MeAnInG JoKeS for fun. Let's try to spread more and more laughter by sharing jokes!!
Feel free to contribute. 
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Teacher
Pen ko jumlay main istemaal kro
Studen
My Pen-is in your hand
ap bhe na kya samajh gaye wo prn
ke darmyan space dena bhool gaya tha
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
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Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Sune Gaye Kuch Dialogs
Boy: “Please Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Nahi Ab Bus Karo”
Boy: “Please Thora Sa Aur Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Kab Se To Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bass Karo”
Boy: “Bus Thora Sa Aur Karunga, Tum Sahi Se Khol Kar Rakho”
Girl: “Jaldi Karo Koi Dekh Lega”
Boy: “Kuch Nahi Hota Bus 5 Minutes Aur”
Girl: “Bus Bohat Ho Gaya Abb Nahi Karne Doongi”
Boy: “Please Yaar, Thora Aur Karne Do
Warna Mein Exam Me Fail Ho Jaoonga“
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Fill In The Blanks:
1. “Boo_s ?”
2. “_ _ndom ?”
3. “F_ _ K ?”
4. “P_ N_s ?”
5. “Pu_s_ ?”
Answer:
1. “Books”
2. “Random”
3. “Fork”
4. “Pants”
5. “Pulse ”
“May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.”
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Boy: Andar Gaya
Girl: Ha! Gaya
Boy: Dukha Keya
Girl: Zara Bhi Nahi
Boy: Aur Ek Bar
Girl: Ab is Mein Dalo
Boy: Acha Laga
Girl: Ha Bohot
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Boy: OK Madam ka Sandal Pack Kro.
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18+
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Kitni speed se neechay ae ho
Gandy SMS main karta nahi
Ye btao NIC banwa lia k nahi ?
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#8
iSi KoN Si WeBSiTe JeSay LaRKay
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LaRKiyaN ChupKay ChupKay OpEn KaR
K DehKTay !!!?
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Any GueSs !!?
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ExaM K ReSuLT SiTe
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Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se
Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
Socho ….. Nhi Malum???
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School Ki Ghanti”
Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.
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Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya
hota hai ???
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Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!
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Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Sahi hai, Kyun ki
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar. deti hai
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I m talking about Roti
Kamino Apni Soch badlo, Desh badlega…
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She – Tumhe ptaa aaj kyaa hua ?
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He – Nae kya hua ??
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She – Aaj humaarey area me
Ek black color ki Gaand aa gayi thi !!
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He – Haaye .. wtf ?
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She -Ooo sorry sorry
I mean saand aa gyaa tha !!
He –
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Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
OR
Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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“Shopping”
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KAKA teri Soch nhi badl
Skdi…
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#12
Ghar ke bahar ladka ladki se
romantic batien kerte hue:
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“Jaanu ab andar chalein?
Kab tak hum TEENO aaise hi
khade rahenge?”
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jisko samajh aaya LIKE
maaro…..baaki pogo dekho…
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1 train me Katrina
without ticket travel kr
rhi
thi..
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Usne saree pehni thi..
T.T. Ne usse 100 rs fine
liye..
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Aiswarya ne jeans pehni
thi,
usse 75 rs fine liye..
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Karina ne skirt pehni thi,
usse 50 rs fine liye..
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Par Sunny Leone se kuch nai
liya..
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Why.. ??
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Q ki… Uske pas ticket
tha.
soch badlo desh badlega
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Saccha pyar wo nahi jisme dil tut jaye…
Saccha pyar wo hai jisme palang tut jaye..!!
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Us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya,
us
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir
dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pant bhi nikal do phir
dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na SUIT CASE band……
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1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete Se Gusse Me Bola:
” Gadha, KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
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Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:”
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AAP Bhi Khaiye Na….
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Boy& Girl Along in a Car..!
Girl:
Aaj Main Tumhen Wo jagah Dikhaoon
gi Jahan Sy Mera Doodh Aata Ha.!
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Boy Gets Excited
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Girl:
Wo dakho”HAJI”MilK SHOP”:-D
ALLAh Waalyo!
Kehrry Paasy turR Paey O??”
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Muje to Express News Wali larki se
dar lagta hai. .
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“Faraz”
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Kehti Hai:
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“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain, Wo Hum
Dikhatay Hen..!
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Touba,Touba..!
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Bor ho rhy O,
chlo utho
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Zip kholo
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kholo na
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Andar hath dalo
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Sharmao nai
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Dalo
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dalo na
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ab Bag se Book nikalo
OR prho NALAIQO.
Kabi acha B Soch liya
kro.
Hans mt agy send KR…
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‘A woman realising AFTER a Long Long
search on Google that
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Phillip’s 21 inch was actually a TV ?
samjhdar send kare,
jinko nahi samjha vo POGO dekhe
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Ek-kiss key bad kya ata ha.
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Ek-kiss (21) key bad ba-iss (22) ata ha
Dunya badal jaey gey magar tumharey soch nai….:p
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‘Bacha Paida Hone Per Dost Ne Choosni Gift Ki
Baap:
Yaar Itna Chota Bacha Choosni Nahi Peeta
Dost:
Ye Us K Liye Nahi
Tere Liye Hai . . .
wellcome back pogo……’
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Pyar K 2 Andaz Hoty Hain…
1=Pyar pana.
2=Pyar karna.
Pyar pany k Liye Naseeb chahye.
OR
Pyar Karny K lye Jagha….
POgO PLZ
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‘Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…
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3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se
kehta hai Mai
apko kesa lagta hun….??
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Miss: so sweet
. Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju……??
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Miss: wo q ??
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chalaye…
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Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O
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Baccha .
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Tution padhane ke liye…, miss aap
bhi na Qasam
se TV dekh dekh k kharab ho gai
hain…
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Un dino kafi dar lgta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kodna
uff
bahar jana
geelay pan ka dar….
Phr mjy mila
bas 25 RS me
MOBILE COVER
ab barish k dino me b azadi se apna mobile hr wqt
apne 7 rkh skti or enjoy kr skti hn:-)
Lekin 1 dafa phr apki soch ko salam hy…..!
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‘GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi
BOY:Nhi agr tm chak mara to me kya kruga?
GIRL:Tm Dosri kulfi Le Lena
Maza Awami Kha Badami.’
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‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo.
Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo
Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo
Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo
Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo
Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo.
(OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)’
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‘Wo kon sa time hota hy
jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy
or
orat chahti hy k wo karta rahy
‘SHOPING’
kaky tere soch ko salam hy’
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‘Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga
Mainy libas apna utar dia
Or tre Jism se lipat gya
Yehi mera kam hy
SANI-PLAST mra naam hy
Teri Soch ko Salam hy.’
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‘*. .1 Larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi
un
ka
bacha
hua
khana
kharab hogya.
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D’
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‘Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi,
Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”’
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‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo.
‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo.
Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo
Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo
Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo
Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo
Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo.
(OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)’
Wo kon sa time hota hy
‘Wo kon sa time hota hy
jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy
or
orat chahti hy k wo karta rahy
‘SHOPING’
kaky tere soch ko salam hy’
‘Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga
‘Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga
Mainy libas apna utar dia
Or tre Jism se lipat gya
Yehi mera kam hy
SANI-PLAST mra naam hy
Teri Soch ko Salam hy.’
Larka or larki ki shadi hui
‘*. .1 Larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi
un
ka
bacha
hua
khana
kharab hogya.
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D’
Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi,
‘Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi,
Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”’
‘Raat k 1 bjay
‘Raat k 1 bjay
1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya
usay bed pe litaya
phr
kamre ki lite buja di
b.v k pas gaya
or
so gya
Sorry ma gande msg nai bhejta.’
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‘Hi…
Meri jaan,
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Nikal rahi hai garmi se…:-)
or log pata nahi kya kya smaj lety hain:-)’
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‘Agr Apko 22 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kr
Salam Kry To Apko Uski Kia Cheez Nazar Ayegi?
Uski Achi Tarbiyat
bhai,, tri isi Soch ki wja se barish nhi ho rhi:-)’
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‘Question :
Bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai
Jise wo Dabane nahi deti aur admi
Subah 0 Sham dabana chahta hai ?
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Bolo,
socho !
Ans :
“Uska GALA”
Teri is soch ki wja say hi mulk k halaat khraab hain.’
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‘Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui.
Girl: may exams may pass honay kay liya
kuch bhi karun ge.
Professor:
acha.
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Idhar aao.
Meray paas betho.
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Our
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Books khol kar tayyari karo.
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‘Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha
Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna
Uff
Bahr jana geele pan ka khatra
Phr mujy mila
Bs rs 20 ka
MOBILE COVER
Ab barish mei apne pass rkh skti hou ‘
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When a MANGO is Yellow It’s ready to SUCK.
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When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for.
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NADRA I.D CARD!
(Lekn tohadi soch nu slam)’
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‘Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photogrphs cage it!
Doctors advice it!
Death freezes it!
Artists create it!
That’s SMILE
Keep Smiling..’
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Give more English ones please ?
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#42
nice jokes thank you....
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The more you look, the less you see
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#44
ok i have to admit - these are witty
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??1- दूध पीने से शरीर का विकास होता है..
तो बिल्ली आज भी वर्षों से ऐसी ही क्यों है..
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2- walking करने से चर्बी कम होती है..
तो हाथी का वज़न कम कहाँ हुआ..
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3- तैरने से शरीर स्लीम होता है..
तो व्हेल मछली पतली हो गई होती..
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4- रोज़ जल्दी उठने से समृद्धि घर में आती..
तो पेपर बाँटने वाले BMW में घूमते..
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5- आप भी ज्यादा चक्कर में मत पडो़, जैसे हो ठीक हो..
?बाबा आरामदेव?
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सुनील बहुत कमज़ोर था, उसकी माँ उसे डॉ के पास ले गयी
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डॉक्टर ने चेकअप के बाद उसके दोनों हथेलियों पर प्लास्टर बांध दिया।
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अब दो हफ़्तों के बाद सुनील एकदम स्वस्थ और सेहतमंद है।
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भोलापन तो देखिए ...
एक आदमी की एक टांग की हड्डी टूट गयी,
वो हॉस्पिटल गया तो देखा कि वहां एक आदमी की
दोनों टांगें टूटी हुई हैं
तो वो उसको देखकर बोला कि - आपकी दो पत्नियां हैं क्या??
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#48
सेक्स च्या पहिले मुलगी मुलाला विचारते
आपल्या बाळाच नाव काय ठेवायचं ?
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५ कंडोम एकावर एक चढवून मुलगा म्हणतो
ह्या नंतर हि झाला तर रजनीकांत ठेऊ
???
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#49
ऑफिस में आई नई सेक्रेटरी ने अपने बॉस से एक दिन पूछा :-
"सर, आपकी "बीवी" मुझे इतनी शक भरी नजरों से क्यों देखती हैं??
बॉस ने ठंडी सांस ली और कहा :-
"क्योंकि तुमसे पहले वही मेरी सेक्रेटरी थी!!"?
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#50
Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy
ont worry,Ill do it slowly,Gal
ush it in,Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!
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#51
उसने उतारी साडी,
फिर आई पेटीकोट की बारी;
ब्लाउज तो पहले ही दिया था उतार;
ज्यादा उत्साहित ना हो मेरे यार,
यह तो था कपडे सुखाने का तार। ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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#52
Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye
zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH..
Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki
sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..!!
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le.-----------------
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Girl: Life is Great,Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu ….
Boy: Pagli, tu sirf Haath me le, bada apne aap ho jaayega..-----------------
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#54
Patni: Nashta Karlo.
Husband: Sex hi Mera nashta hai.
(Aur pati sex karne lag jata hai)
Dopahar ko Patni
: Lunch Karlo.
Husband: Sex hi Mera lunch hai, •
(Aur pati sex karne lag Jata hai)
(Raat k0 jab pati ghar aata hai toh Patni panty utaar kar
heater ke aage baithi hoti hai)
Husband: Ye kya hai
Patni : Hawas ke pujari khana
garam kar rahi hun.-----------------
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#55
लड़के ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड की आगे से ली फिर पीछे से ली खड़े करके ली लिया के ली पूरा दिन लड़के ने लड़की की क्या ली बताओ?
उत्तर – फोटो (कुछ भी सोचते हो यार )-----------------
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#57
What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this crap.