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#21
lmao
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#22
I don’t like my boyfriend watching pornography. I do think it’s kind of a form of infidelity, because he’ll be imagining himself having sex with other women, and I don’t understand why he needs to watch it when I draw him such great vaginas.” – Sara Pascoe
[PM 1864]
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#23
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
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#24
."AFRICAN PROVERBS"
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⭕ 1) The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕ 2) There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕ 3) A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕ 4) The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕ 5) When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕ 6) He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕ 7) The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕ 8) An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕ 9) If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕ 10) The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence..(Senegal )
[PM 2767]
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#25
loved this thread lol
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#26
चाय और गर्लफ्रेन्ड में क्या समानताएं होनी चाहिए?
चाय और गर्लफ्रेन्ड में कुल सात समानताएं ज़रूरी हैं:
गर्म होनी चाहिए।
तेज़ होनी चाहिए।
मीठी होनी चाहिए।
रंग सही होना चाहिए।
दूध ज़्यादा होना चाहिए।
जल्दी से तैयार हो जानी चाहिए।
और
हमेशा बिस्तर पर मिलनी चाहिए।
[PM 1932]
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#27
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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#28
लड़की : झूठ बोलने की कोशिश मत करना वरना मैं पकड़ लुंगी।
लड़का : wao! तब तो मैं रोज झूठ बोलूंगा और तुम रोज पकड़ोगी।
लड़की : मादरचोद ? मैंने कहा मैं तेरा झूठ पकड़ लुंगी।। कमीना.. ??????
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#29
I love all these jokes they’re pretty funny.
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#30
How can you tell if your husband is dead? A. The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
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#31
| Quote: They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds? |
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#32
impressive ?
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#33
"I'm in my bed and you're in your bed. One of us is obviously in the wrong place"
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#34
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