[PM 47]
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#21
52.Beti:Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen
Maa:Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy
Beti:Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy
Maa
hir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa[PM 47]
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Status : Member
#22
53.Arz Karta Hu.
Tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi,
Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi,
Nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the,
Na jane kis hisab se ABBA bana gyi.
[PM 47]
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Status : Member
#23
54.EK Bache ne Darwaz Khola aur
apni Didi k boyfriend ko dekh k Masumiyat se Bola
Aap Roz didi se Milne aate ho aapki apni didi nahi hai kya?
[PM 47]
Rank : Average Member
Status : Member
#24
55.Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.
Santa: Saman b sath me hai.
Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.
Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.
[PM 47]
Rank : Average Member
Status : Member
#25
56.Sabse Zyada Vitamin C mirchi Me hota hai
Yakin Na ho to Kaha k Dekho Body k sab parts C C karnge
[PM 47]
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#26
]57.Arz Karta Hu..
Dil me Basaya unhe Jaanu Bana kar
Wah wah
Dil me basaya Unhe jaanu Bana kar
Wah wah
Kambaqht Wo kisi aur k Saath bhag gayi Hume mamu bana kar
[PM 47]
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Status : Member
#27
58.2 Behre
Ek behra dusre se- Nahane ja rahe ho?
Dusra behra- Nahi, nahane ja raha hu
Pehla- Acha, mujhe laga nahane ja rhe ho
[PM 47]
Rank : Average Member
Status : Member
#28
59.Kirayedar- Malik rat me kamre me chuhe bahot nachate hai.
Malik-Arrey 500 rs kiraya dete ho, itne rupayo me kya SHAKIRA ko nachau fir?
[PM 1065]
Rank : Junkie
Status : Member
#29
[PM 2713]
Rank : Junior Member
Status : Member
#30
some jokes from me:
I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
It's not like I did anything!
I can't find my "Gone in 60 seconds" DVD.
It was here a minute ago!
A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!
Should I be delighted or agonised?
[PM 2713]
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Status : Member
#31
Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,
WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"!
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you can't open Windows in space!
[PM 2713]
Rank : Junior Member
Status : Member
#32
As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep!
I was forced to swallow purple food color.
I feel violated!
[PM 2713]
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#33
Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?
Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it!
Certain beers give me a terrible hangover.
I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer!
[PM 2713]
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Status : Member
#34
The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life.
Yes, that's the joke!
The very best part of any vacation is coming home and sleeping in your own bed!
[PM 2713]
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#35
You don't realize how much stuff needs labeling until you buy a label-maker!
Someone laughing after they are finished crying is the human equivalent of a rainbow!
[PM 2713]
Rank : Junior Member
Status : Member
#36
Me: I live every day dangerously.
Friend: Are you into adventure sports?
Me: No, but I'm married and I live with my wife!
[PM 2713]
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#37
Son: If we got another dog, where would it sleep?
Mom: The question isn't where would the dog sleep. It's where would your dad sleep!
[PM 2713]
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Status : Member
#38
Pro Tip for girls:
Date ugly guys.
because chances of cheating are very low.
And vice versa!
[PM 2713]
Rank : Junior Member
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#39
As a child, it seemed like parents had eyes on the back of their heads. As adults, it's clear that little kids are extremely predictable!
[PM 2713]
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#40
Similarities between Corporate Meetings and Ladies Shopping
Corporate Meetings:
Show me the next slide.
The figures are not looking good (in the graph chart).
All eyes should be on us.
Something is still missing.
Do we have a plan B?
Make it fast, we have to close it ASAP.
Ladies Shopping:
Bhaiya Wo Agli Wali Dikhao.
Bhaiya Wo Pehli Wali Dikhao.
Is Mein Meri Figure Achhi Nahi Lag Rahi.
Sab Ka Dhyaan Meri Taraf Hi Hona Chahiye.
Ummm... Kuch To Kami Lag Rahi Hai.
Koi Dusri Dress Hai?
Behen Ji Jaldi Karo Dukaan Band Karni Hai
[PM 2251]
Rank : Newbie
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#41
The more you look, the less you see
[PM 2239]
Rank : Junkie
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#42
Manager: What is your qualification?
Pappu: I’m Ph.D.
Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.?
Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty.