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+18 ****Adult Jokes**** |
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Conrad1234 [PM 989] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#61 very very good ones, thanks |
kuma_rraj1234 [PM 3758] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#62 Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals. |
the_prince [PM 4011] Rank : IrOnM@n Status : Advanced Member |
#63 Patni: Nashta Karlo. Husband: Sex hi Mera nashta hai. (Aur pati sex kame lag jata haj) Dopahar ko Patni : Lunch Karlo. Husband: Sex hi Mera lunch hai, • (Aur pati sex kame lag Jata haj) (Raat k0 jab pati ghar aata hai toh Patni panty utaar kar heater ke aago baithi hoti haj) Husband: Ye kya hai Patni : Hawas ke pujari khana garam kar rahi hun. ----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
the_prince [PM 4011] Rank : IrOnM@n Status : Advanced Member |
#64 पिंकी= बस में अपने बॉयफ्रेंड की गोद में बैठी थी पिंकी ने कंडक्टर से कहा बस धीरे चलाओ जटके बहुत ज्यादा लग रहे हैं कंडक्टर= मैडम जी गोदी में से उठ कर देख बस तो कब से खड़ी है । ----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
the_prince [PM 4011] Rank : IrOnM@n Status : Advanced Member |
#65 पिंकी=को इंग्लिश बोलने का बहुत शौक था शादी = की पहली रात उसे पता लगा कि उसके पति का सिर्फ एक ही पैर है पिंकी- गुस्से में मायके जाकर अपनी मां से बोली मां मेरे पति का सिर्फ 1 फुट है मां = हैरान होकर बोली बेटी तुझे और कितना बड़ा चाहिए ----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
the_prince [PM 4011] Rank : IrOnM@n Status : Advanced Member |
#66 तेज बारिश में बस स्टॉप पर खड़ा पप्पू एक लड़की के निप्पल को देखकर बोला आपकी हेड लाइट ऑन है लड़की बिजली मेरी खर्च हो रही है या तेरी पप्पू मगरलोड तो मेरे खंबे पर पड़ रहा है ----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
the_prince [PM 4011] Rank : IrOnM@n Status : Advanced Member |
#67 Patni= प्लीज जरा यह ब्रा का हुक लगा दीजिए pati= मैं इसके बदले 3 चुंबन लूंगा patni= रहने दो जी- पड़ोसी से फ्री में लगवा लेती हूं वह हाथ डालकर सेट भी कर देगा ----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
the_prince [PM 4011] Rank : IrOnM@n Status : Advanced Member |
#68 पप्पू को लेडीस गारमेंट शॉप पर सेल्समैन की नौकरी मिल गई वहां पर एक लड़की आई और उसने कहा अंडरवेयर दिखाओ पप्पू = शर्माते हुए बोला आज नहीं पहना । ----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
daz007 [PM 4128] Rank : Average Member Status : Member |
#69 A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
daz007 [PM 4128] Rank : Average Member Status : Member |
#70 A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!" ----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
[PM 4017] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#71 ?? |
Testerguy [PM 2131] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#72 so funny hahah |
john_honai [PM 2239] Rank : Junkie Status : Member |
#73 A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."----------------- 1 ❤: amit303, |
daz007 [PM 4128] Rank : Average Member Status : Member |
#74 Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch." |
[PM 4017] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#75 ?? |
daz007 [PM 4128] Rank : Average Member Status : Member |
#76 They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? |
Person1234 [PM 3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#77 What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees. |
Person1234 [PM 3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#78 Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. |
Person1234 [PM 3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#79 Welcome to the sexual inneundo club. Thank you all for coming. |
Person1234 [PM 3836] Rank : Junior Member Status : Member |
#80 Are you an elevator? Because I want to go up and down on you. |
daz007 [PM 4128] Rank : Average Member Status : Member |
#81 Patni: Nashta Karlo. Husband: Sex hi Mera nashta hai. (Aur pati sex kame lag jata haj) Dopahar ko Patni : Lunch Karlo. Husband: Sex hi Mera lunch hai, • (Aur pati sex kame lag Jata haj) (Raat k0 jab pati ghar aata hai toh Patni panty utaar kar heater ke aago baithi hoti haj) Husband: Ye kya hai Patni : Hawas ke pujari khana garam kar rahi hun. |
gmardikar [PM 1859] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#82 05 "ADULT"one liners What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me." "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals. They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away. |
daz007 [PM 4128] Rank : Average Member Status : Member |
#83 Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy," you can sleep with the cows", and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters." The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, "I slept like a pig." The second man said ,"I slept like a cow." The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole." |
daz007 [PM 4128] Rank : Average Member Status : Member |
#84 What is the first thing a man puts in a woman when they get married? The wedding ring. |
daz007 [PM 4128] Rank : Average Member Status : Member |
#85 Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there. |
QwertyUpi [PM 4081] Rank : Beginner Status : Member |
#86 Ha ha ha, I've been reading all day |
daz007 [PM 4128] Rank : Average Member Status : Member |
#87 Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months." |
vickydoye [PM 5480] Rank : Newbie Status : Member |
#88 What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? A. Thanks for coming! |
geon [PM 7184] Rank : Newbie Status : Member |
#89 xaxaxaxa |
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